I was supposed to write some words about myself to let you know what you can expect from my DJ appearance at the world famous Not Too Young Weekender. I’m not exactly sure on which specific details of my life you want to be briefed, so I made this quiz. Answer the following questions, count the points, find out how well you know me and have a jolly time.
Where does Martin live?
a. In walking distance to every NTY-Location (5 Points)
b. In Henning Boogalo‘s guest room. Martin promised he would stay for just a few days. That was 6 years ago. (2 Points)
c. In the woods, which he leaves only on moonless nights. (0 Points)
What type of music does Martin prefer?
a. Rare prussian military marches around the golden years of 1817 to 1820. (0 Points)
b. Cool Runnings Soundtrack. (2 Points)
c. Everything you can dance to. Or in Martin’s case: standing as close to the bar as possible and stare with a dead glance into the room. (5 Points)
Why would the NTY-Crew ask Martin to play at their event?
a. Because they fear his furious rage if he noticed that they dared to ignore him. (0 Points)
b. Out of pity. (2 Points)
c. Because they are decent people. (5 Points)
Which is Martin’s favorite record at the moment?
a. The Snake played at 33rpm. (0 Points)
b. The world record for the largest sandwich. It was put together in Mexico City in 2004 and weighed 3178 Kilogramms. That’s an excellent record. (2 Points)
c. Doesn't really matter as long as it’s in the price range of a rocket ship. (5 Points)
Will Martin fulfill your song request?
a. Of course. It would be great if you could bring a copy of the record you want to hear. Because Martin has no records at all. (5 Points)
b. No requests necessary. Martin knows exactly what you want to hear. (0 Points)
c. You shouldn’t try that. He will just stare at you without blinking until you move away slowly. (2 Points)
What is Martin’s biggest fear?
a. Fruits and vegetables. (2 Points)
b. Discovering that he forgot to put on pants while DJing. (5 Points)
c. Getting scammed by a bootlegger. (0 Points)
Which is Martin’s superpower?
a. Getting booked for NTY with nothing else than bootlegs of The Snake on 33 RPM in his collection. (2 Points)
b. Drinking a high number of beers like it’s nobody’s business. (5 Points)
c. Being a middle class white male. (0 Points)
Which song is getting definitely played by Martin at NTY?
a. Raining Blood by Slayer. (0 Points)
b. A nice Cover Up (it’s probably The Snake on 33 Rpm). (2 Points)
c. Something with a lot of views on Youtube. (5 Points)
What is Martin going to wear at NTY?
a. Hopefully pants. (5 Points)
b. Dancing shoes. (0 Points)
c. Whatever Emel is wearing. (2 Points)
0 - 10 Points: You seem to be a valuable member of society. You don’t interact with low lifes like Martin. Congratulations on your sincere life.
11 - 44 Points: You know Martin way too well.If you knew as much about business you could be a big shot in a well respected company. But no, you chose to know some marginal facts about dumb ol’ Martin instead. Your parents must be really proud of you.
45 Points: Congratulations! You have won a bootleg of The Snake on 33rpm.
Here are some tunes I’m going to play:
_The Specials - I Can’t Find Another
_The Wilson Brothers - You Took My Future Away
_Frankie Crocker - Ton Of Dynamite
_The Jackson Singers - Good News
_The El Corols - Chick, Chick